These funds were for the pandemic…but why not buy yourself a little something too?
Lyrics:
Congress is finding it harder these days to cut spending
The only thing that we have trimmed is our resume
We sent money for pandemic relief
But don’t hesitate to spoil yourself
Need a spritz on your municipal golf course?
Do you want a stadium? Do you not exist?
Can you put air in your balls?
Pick up the phone and make a call
sugar uncle
Sending cash to the entire nation
I know uncle
Pass the tab to the next generation
All is right with the world when you are reading Blotter
And see Ted Kennedy’s institute underwater
Sure this cash was for less dead people
But at least we finally found a way to pay off a loan
How do you know when you borrowed for that fancy degree?
Gender studies companies will not hire?
You signed your name and said you would pay them one way or another
Don’t they know your father’s horrible brother
sugar uncle
Sending cash to the entire nation
sugar uncle
Pass the tab to the next generation
It was the largest civilization in the world
Not everything they did was done flawlessly, though
Every few decades their dollar is cut in half
From this appearance they also worshiped the golden calf
And when an epidemic hits and times get tough
They gave cash to first responders…for misparked cars
Voted by themselves, borrowed abroad
How did it end? With thunderous applause
sugar uncle
Sending cash to the entire nation
I know uncle
Pass the tab to the next generation
Music and lyrics written and performed by Remy; Video produced by Meredith Bragg, Austin Bragg and John Carter
Tom Brady Photo Credit: Brad Muckenthaler